1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,111 Dear beloved, 4 00:03:00,736 --> 00:03:03,152 we are having the most wonderful time. 5 00:03:04,902 --> 00:03:06,902 The trenches are decorated 6 00:03:07,944 --> 00:03:10,277 with flowers and pleasantries. 7 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:14,111 I hope you get well soon. 8 00:03:15,652 --> 00:03:16,111 With love 9 00:03:17,111 --> 00:03:18,277 from the great wall. 10 00:03:24,152 --> 00:03:24,194 Uh. 11 00:03:29,611 --> 00:03:29,819 have 12 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:31,486 Daddy 13 00:03:39,402 --> 00:03:39,652 Daddy, 14 00:03:40,361 --> 00:03:40,402 daddy. 15 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:59,402 You'd better have a good reason for all this rumpus, 16 00:04:00,402 --> 00:04:01,194 Mister Branches. 17 00:04:02,152 --> 00:04:02,194 Daddy, 18 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,361 look what happened to my end bits, 19 00:04:04,861 --> 00:04:05,111 Daddy. 20 00:04:06,819 --> 00:04:07,194 Oh, 21 00:04:08,277 --> 00:04:09,361 someone's got it poorly. 22 00:04:11,277 --> 00:04:13,569 We'll have to get some bubble trumps and vinegar on there 23 00:04:14,694 --> 00:04:14,986 before it falls off. 24 00:04:15,652 --> 00:04:16,777 I'm cold out here, 25 00:04:17,361 --> 00:04:17,777 Daddy. 26 00:04:18,277 --> 00:04:19,111 I'm cold. 27 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:19,569 Well, 28 00:04:20,902 --> 00:04:24,111 you'd better get a move on and start growing out of those branches 29 00:04:25,111 --> 00:04:26,277 if you want to come inside. 30 00:04:27,611 --> 00:04:28,402 That's not fair, 31 00:04:29,027 --> 00:04:29,319 daddy. 32 00:04:32,652 --> 00:04:32,694 Oh 33 00:04:40,527 --> 00:04:41,111 Oh. 34 00:04:43,527 --> 00:04:43,694 I, 35 00:04:44,569 --> 00:04:46,361 I feel my 36 00:04:47,527 --> 00:04:48,152 day of reckoning 37 00:04:49,069 --> 00:04:50,652 may be approaching. 38 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:57,527 I suppose I'd better alert the correspondence. 39 00:05:01,069 --> 00:05:01,277 Bring 40 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:04,111 Help 41 00:05:06,652 --> 00:05:06,986 Briskly. 42 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:11,402 Mother always said 43 00:05:13,069 --> 00:05:16,027 the scarlet fever would be my final departure. 44 00:05:24,652 --> 00:05:24,694 Yeah. 45 00:05:32,527 --> 00:05:32,569 Mhm. 46 00:05:35,236 --> 00:05:35,277 OK. 47 00:05:45,069 --> 00:05:45,111 Ah. 48 00:05:47,402 --> 00:05:47,902 I've 49 00:05:48,736 --> 00:05:50,111 yearned for this day. 50 00:05:51,444 --> 00:05:51,694 I, 51 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,027 I never thought she would arrive. 52 00:05:56,069 --> 00:05:56,277 Bottles, 53 00:05:56,736 --> 00:05:57,111 nappies, 54 00:05:57,694 --> 00:05:58,819 smiles and way 55 00:06:00,236 --> 00:06:02,361 to my heart you've found the key. 56 00:06:03,819 --> 00:06:04,236 Baby 57 00:06:05,527 --> 00:06:05,569 It um 58 00:06:07,194 --> 00:06:08,111 it's bomb today. 59 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:12,111 The angels say she's here to stay. 60 00:06:14,486 --> 00:06:14,527 Ah, 61 00:06:15,652 --> 00:06:18,111 you've got your mother's eyes, 62 00:06:19,069 --> 00:06:21,027 and she was a fair maiden too, 63 00:06:21,736 --> 00:06:23,027 make no mistake. 64 00:06:50,694 --> 00:06:53,111 I shan't be able to attend 65 00:06:54,277 --> 00:06:58,277 the war today as I am still feeling a little 66 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,111 under the weather. 67 00:07:01,236 --> 00:07:01,652 Heavens to Betsy, 68 00:07:02,152 --> 00:07:02,611 what now? 69 00:07:12,152 --> 00:07:14,277 You're supposed to be doing your exercise, 70 00:07:14,944 --> 00:07:15,652 Yvonne. 71 00:07:16,944 --> 00:07:19,777 A lethargic child is a servant to the beast. 72 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:23,486 Heads, 73 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:24,277 shoulders, 74 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,194 knees and toes knees and toes 75 00:07:28,194 --> 00:07:28,777 heads 76 00:07:29,569 --> 00:07:29,944 shoulders. 77 00:07:31,861 --> 00:07:33,444 I'm going to be jolly cross with you in a minute. 78 00:07:36,111 --> 00:07:37,111 I think we've been given a dough one, 79 00:07:37,736 --> 00:07:37,819 Margery. 80 00:07:59,861 --> 00:08:01,944 My condition is worsening, 81 00:08:02,527 --> 00:08:03,069 Yvonne. 82 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:06,444 I'm afraid caring for you 83 00:08:07,611 --> 00:08:09,111 might be out of my current grasp. 84 00:08:10,486 --> 00:08:10,777 Ah, 85 00:08:11,611 --> 00:08:12,236 that's a shame. 86 00:08:13,402 --> 00:08:15,152 You were doing a first rate job. 87 00:08:17,486 --> 00:08:19,027 I'll make some appointments. 88 00:08:27,236 --> 00:08:28,319 meddlesome child. 89 00:08:40,819 --> 00:08:46,944 Good old Auntie Bainbridge has agreed to take care of you whilst Daddy is enfeebled. 90 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:48,111 She'll, 91 00:08:49,319 --> 00:08:51,527 she'll make a fanciful young gentle woman of you, 92 00:08:52,902 --> 00:08:54,069 and she'll have you in farming. 93 00:09:00,444 --> 00:09:02,444 Did you remember to pack your trestle table? 94 00:09:06,194 --> 00:09:07,152 Well it's too late to go back now. 95 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:22,652 Auntie Bainbridge. 96 00:09:23,819 --> 00:09:25,152 Now there's a rosy rascal. 97 00:09:26,486 --> 00:09:26,611 Give us a hug, 98 00:09:27,111 --> 00:09:27,777 you old dame. 99 00:09:33,277 --> 00:09:35,819 I remember you'd sing me a shilling's worth 100 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:40,486 and then smack my bottom raw for being a fussy fidget pot. 101 00:09:42,152 --> 00:09:43,736 All in faded days. 102 00:09:48,319 --> 00:09:48,402 Well, 103 00:09:48,986 --> 00:09:49,111 um, 104 00:09:50,277 --> 00:09:50,902 I'm just 105 00:09:51,611 --> 00:09:52,111 here 106 00:09:52,777 --> 00:09:53,111 to. 107 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:54,652 Um, 108 00:09:55,319 --> 00:09:55,444 oh. 109 00:09:56,652 --> 00:09:56,694 To 110 00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:00,152 Clean your windows. 111 00:10:00,819 --> 00:10:01,194 That's right, 112 00:10:01,777 --> 00:10:02,111 I think, 113 00:10:02,486 --> 00:10:02,736 yes, 114 00:10:03,486 --> 00:10:04,069 I think I must be. 115 00:10:07,236 --> 00:10:08,027 Them's a bit mucky, 116 00:10:08,361 --> 00:10:08,444 missus 117 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:11,194 should be one for Saturday lads really. 118 00:10:12,694 --> 00:10:13,652 Don't qualm mind. 119 00:10:14,736 --> 00:10:15,486 I'll chuck you this in for note. 120 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,569 Billy Masters has been quite a naughty boy, 121 00:14:24,402 --> 00:14:25,152 don't you understand this? 122 00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:26,736 I said, 123 00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,111 don't you understand this? 124 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:30,444 Yeah 125 00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:32,486 Yeah 126 00:14:39,527 --> 00:14:40,111 Pick them up. 127 00:14:41,777 --> 00:14:42,111 Now put me away, 128 00:14:42,736 --> 00:14:43,111 you stupid girl. 129 00:14:43,861 --> 00:14:44,111 Someone will see. 130 00:15:07,319 --> 00:15:07,361 Oh yeah, 131 00:15:08,444 --> 00:15:08,486 what's this, 132 00:15:08,819 --> 00:15:08,861 what's this, 133 00:15:09,569 --> 00:15:09,944 what's this? 134 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:11,194 Where you're going, 135 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:11,777 hey? 136 00:15:16,236 --> 00:15:17,361 My skins were my only source of comfort. 137 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,694 I'd taken an extra special care to keep them in the best condition. 138 00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:24,027 Now it seemed everybody wanted a piece. 139 00:15:25,986 --> 00:15:26,111 Oh yeah, 140 00:15:26,944 --> 00:15:26,986 are you, 141 00:15:27,444 --> 00:15:27,486 hey? 142 00:15:28,569 --> 00:15:29,111 You think you get a slice of my treasure, 143 00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:29,694 do you? 144 00:15:29,944 --> 00:15:30,111 Oh well, 145 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:30,569 no, 146 00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:31,111 not this week, 147 00:15:31,986 --> 00:15:32,194 not this bitter Sunday, 148 00:15:32,694 --> 00:15:32,736 Mrs. 149 00:15:33,152 --> 00:15:33,194 Chesterfield. 150 00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:41,652 Hey, 151 00:15:42,319 --> 00:15:42,611 that's my good ear, 152 00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:44,027 you can't have that one. 153 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:45,527 Oh, 154 00:15:46,861 --> 00:15:47,611 why couldn't you take the gluey one? 155 00:15:58,569 --> 00:15:58,611 Hm. 156 00:16:00,652 --> 00:16:01,569 The scent took me right back. 157 00:16:10,194 --> 00:16:11,694 I was hidden behind one of the faces. 158 00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:14,111 No one suspected a thing 159 00:16:15,694 --> 00:16:15,736 back then. 160 00:16:16,277 --> 00:16:17,111 I could get away with anything. 161 00:16:30,611 --> 00:16:30,652 So. 162 00:16:32,277 --> 00:16:32,319 Oh carino 163 00:16:39,986 --> 00:16:40,027 oh no sakabara in my prose. 164 00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:47,569 Laura. 165 00:16:55,236 --> 00:16:55,277 Yeah. 166 00:17:04,569 --> 00:17:05,569 The painting was titled 167 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:07,861 Three Men Without Skin. 168 00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:16,902 Hey guys, 169 00:17:17,527 --> 00:17:17,611 what'll it be? 170 00:17:18,611 --> 00:17:19,194 I'll take a pickled chin. 171 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:19,819 Yeah, 172 00:17:20,111 --> 00:17:20,152 me too, 173 00:17:20,736 --> 00:17:21,611 and a silver sausage. 174 00:17:22,111 --> 00:17:22,152 Yeah, 175 00:17:22,444 --> 00:17:22,486 yeah. 176 00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:23,944 Give me a silver sausage too, 177 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:24,777 and a rack, 178 00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:25,569 that correct? 179 00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:26,111 rack rack, 180 00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:26,944 needle rack. 181 00:17:28,277 --> 00:17:29,527 Get the needle rack and I'll take the same plus 182 00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:32,402 another 3 with a pickled chin but no silver sausage. 183 00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:33,277 No silver. 184 00:17:34,194 --> 00:17:34,944 You pushing out on me here. 185 00:17:35,611 --> 00:17:35,986 Talk it up. 186 00:17:36,569 --> 00:17:36,611 Silver. 187 00:17:37,152 --> 00:17:37,944 On my radar today. 188 00:17:39,069 --> 00:17:39,861 We'll get it on your fucking radar. 189 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:41,069 I'll take a back rack, 190 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,486 but don't ji up the bull foam. 191 00:17:43,402 --> 00:17:43,986 Are you strung out? 192 00:17:44,986 --> 00:17:45,944 You girls are like Moses already. 193 00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:49,694 Give me extra fucking trilby shots all over mine so these 194 00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:52,194 pussies can see how a real man fucking does it. 195 00:17:52,861 --> 00:17:52,902 All right, 196 00:17:53,819 --> 00:17:54,152 fucking rested. 197 00:17:55,277 --> 00:17:56,486 I don't need another dovetail in my trunk. 198 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:57,986 fuck it. 199 00:17:59,652 --> 00:18:02,069 Give me a silver sausage but no chin and change my rack to the crack rack. 200 00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:04,111 You pricks just washed my jaw. 201 00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:05,527 That's talking. 202 00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:07,111 Let's make a night of it. 203 00:18:07,652 --> 00:18:07,694 Louie, 204 00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:08,236 get to work. 205 00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:08,986 Don't thing, 206 00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:15,652 I 207 00:18:21,944 --> 00:18:23,069 I'm not fooling anybody anymore. 208 00:18:58,819 --> 00:18:59,569 Does this 209 00:19:00,819 --> 00:19:03,027 firearm hold the sufficient force 210 00:19:04,486 --> 00:19:07,111 to blow the brain right out of my stinking rotten skull? 211 00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:09,111 Hm, 212 00:19:09,861 --> 00:19:10,111 I mean, 213 00:19:11,069 --> 00:19:12,069 if you wanna get it clean out, 214 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,569 then maybe something like this would be more up your street. 215 00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:17,569 I then sell me that one. 216 00:19:19,777 --> 00:19:20,486 You'll need a bit more than that. 217 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,361 Give me a discount. 218 00:19:23,611 --> 00:19:25,236 Do you uh plan on getting it done this week? 219 00:19:26,194 --> 00:19:27,319 What is it to you? 220 00:19:27,986 --> 00:19:28,027 Well, 221 00:19:28,527 --> 00:19:28,569 I mean, 222 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:30,444 if you're only gonna use it once. 223 00:19:31,694 --> 00:19:32,194 For a discount, 224 00:19:33,069 --> 00:19:33,944 I could loan you the gun 225 00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:36,694 and then retrieve it once the job is done, 226 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:38,319 but you'll have to tell me where. 227 00:19:41,652 --> 00:19:44,027 I may take a walk up to the hill one evening this week. 228 00:19:44,902 --> 00:19:45,402 I'm sure you'll hear it. 229 00:19:46,902 --> 00:19:47,444 I'm sure I will. 230 00:19:48,902 --> 00:19:49,402 Don't make a mess of it now. 231 00:20:07,194 --> 00:20:07,986 2 shots. 232 00:20:08,902 --> 00:20:09,652 I heard 2 shots then. 233 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,652 Maybe he was just trying it out. 234 00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:14,694 Maybe. 235 00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:20,319 Finish the job off, 236 00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:21,069 will you? 237 00:21:21,986 --> 00:21:22,861 I'm really getting tired of this. 238 00:21:31,486 --> 00:21:31,736 Oh 239 00:21:33,486 --> 00:21:33,569 Whoa. 240 00:21:36,486 --> 00:21:36,527 OK. 241 00:21:41,486 --> 00:21:41,527 Oh 242 00:21:43,652 --> 00:21:44,402 Oh. 243 00:21:50,819 --> 00:21:50,861 all that. 244 00:21:55,069 --> 00:21:55,111 I 245 00:22:03,486 --> 00:22:03,652 Um, 246 00:22:04,319 --> 00:22:05,527 I just came to look, 247 00:22:05,902 --> 00:22:05,944 I'm, 248 00:22:06,277 --> 00:22:06,902 I'm on, 249 00:22:07,486 --> 00:22:07,861 I only, 250 00:22:08,444 --> 00:22:08,486 I mean, 251 00:22:08,819 --> 00:22:08,861 I, 252 00:22:09,152 --> 00:22:09,194 I'm on, 253 00:22:10,069 --> 00:22:10,277 I'm not trying. 254 00:22:53,194 --> 00:22:53,277 No. 255 00:23:01,236 --> 00:23:01,277 And 256 00:23:03,861 --> 00:23:04,111 No. 257 00:23:06,777 --> 00:23:07,486 Ely maybe. 258 00:23:10,611 --> 00:23:10,652 Yeah 259 00:23:27,569 --> 00:23:27,611 All right, 260 00:23:28,194 --> 00:23:28,319 I'll just eat it. 261 00:23:28,902 --> 00:23:28,944 It's like, 262 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:29,611 I'm like a bid. 263 00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:30,152 I'll, 264 00:23:30,527 --> 00:23:30,819 I'll bid for you. 265 00:23:34,902 --> 00:23:36,111 There isn't much noise outside today, 266 00:23:36,569 --> 00:23:36,652 is there? 267 00:23:43,236 --> 00:23:43,277 She was right. 268 00:23:43,694 --> 00:23:44,027 There isn't. 269 00:23:45,444 --> 00:23:46,111 That's very odd. 270 00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:50,402 Organs in mains. 271 00:23:51,152 --> 00:23:51,194 What does that mean? 272 00:23:51,902 --> 00:23:52,652 What does organs in Mas mean? 273 00:23:52,944 --> 00:23:53,069 I, 274 00:23:54,111 --> 00:23:54,652 that's all I took from that dream. 275 00:23:56,069 --> 00:23:58,069 There's a dog trapped inside your guitar. 276 00:23:58,652 --> 00:23:59,111 I know that, 277 00:23:59,902 --> 00:24:00,111 that's not a dream, 278 00:24:01,111 --> 00:24:01,819 there is a dog trapped in my guitar. 279 00:24:02,652 --> 00:24:03,111 Oh shit, 280 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:03,986 I'm trapped. 281 00:24:13,736 --> 00:24:14,111 Um, 282 00:24:15,111 --> 00:24:16,986 my stomach's been making funny sounds. 283 00:24:17,736 --> 00:24:17,986 it hasn't. 284 00:24:18,486 --> 00:24:18,527 Oh, 285 00:24:18,652 --> 00:24:19,277 it really has. 286 00:24:20,236 --> 00:24:20,777 When I sit up straight. 287 00:24:21,986 --> 00:24:22,569 Yes it has. 288 00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:23,069 OK, 289 00:24:24,152 --> 00:24:24,486 if you say so. 290 00:24:25,444 --> 00:24:26,152 I just don't think it sounds likely, 291 00:24:26,611 --> 00:24:26,736 that's all. 292 00:24:27,736 --> 00:24:28,986 It's worse after a bowel movement. 293 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:30,361 Please don't laugh. 294 00:24:31,194 --> 00:24:31,652 Look at you, 295 00:24:32,777 --> 00:24:35,111 rattling on like a bus full of aluminum pubes. 296 00:24:36,694 --> 00:24:39,236 Boered bowels are merely the deception of a rotting mind. 297 00:24:43,944 --> 00:24:44,861 Oh my. 298 00:24:51,111 --> 00:24:52,611 A bit of your mind is missing. 299 00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:55,027 You require urgent medication. 300 00:24:56,694 --> 00:24:57,694 is a placebo. 301 00:24:58,902 --> 00:24:59,986 Nothing will happen when you take this. 302 00:25:00,986 --> 00:25:01,819 Inject yourself twice a day, 303 00:25:02,944 --> 00:25:04,444 but be aware there are no active ingredients. 304 00:25:12,027 --> 00:25:14,986 Just what are you and where do you fit into this world? 305 00:25:16,736 --> 00:25:19,444 You may be a grain of piss dried on the floor of the Queen's toilets. 306 00:25:21,027 --> 00:25:23,069 You may be the most important brick in the least important wall, 307 00:25:24,861 --> 00:25:27,319 but really you're just a bit of something on a bit of something else. 308 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,944 It's important to remember this before expecting anything better. 309 00:25:33,027 --> 00:25:34,111 How are the injections making you feel? 310 00:25:35,569 --> 00:25:36,111 Um, 311 00:25:36,611 --> 00:25:37,111 well, 312 00:25:37,652 --> 00:25:38,361 like you said, 313 00:25:39,486 --> 00:25:41,111 it's just a placebo isn't it, 314 00:25:41,569 --> 00:25:41,986 so 315 00:25:42,569 --> 00:25:43,111 naturally. 316 00:25:44,861 --> 00:25:45,777 I don't feel any different. 317 00:25:47,486 --> 00:25:47,777 Um, 318 00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:50,111 but you ain't got any spare change, 319 00:25:50,652 --> 00:25:50,694 have you, 320 00:25:50,902 --> 00:25:51,527 doctor. 321 00:25:54,111 --> 00:25:54,361 No. 322 00:25:55,736 --> 00:25:56,027 God bless you. 323 00:25:56,694 --> 00:25:56,986 Thank you anyways, 324 00:25:57,486 --> 00:25:57,527 uh. 325 00:25:58,569 --> 00:25:59,111 Lies. 326 00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:03,027 We prescribed a course of medical lies to a selection of 327 00:26:04,569 --> 00:26:06,777 our patients to see how they'd react to incredibly potent drugs, 328 00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:08,111 false diagnoses, 329 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:10,277 and a general muddlement of truth. 330 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:12,361 You're not in any pain at all. 331 00:26:13,152 --> 00:26:14,069 You just think you are. 332 00:26:15,194 --> 00:26:16,111 It's all in your mind. 333 00:26:17,152 --> 00:26:19,111 Try meditating and eating more hazelnuts. 334 00:26:21,027 --> 00:26:24,444 Lies help cleanse dead thoughts and the memories of people we no longer care about. 335 00:26:28,986 --> 00:26:30,569 What do you expect from life? 336 00:26:32,986 --> 00:26:37,527 I expect a stranger to approach me on the street one day and give me loads of money, 337 00:26:38,319 --> 00:26:39,111 a beautiful wife, 338 00:26:40,194 --> 00:26:41,277 and reunite me with all my friends, 339 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:45,277 transporting me back to a time when I was happy and carefree. 340 00:26:46,027 --> 00:26:46,111 Um, 341 00:26:47,236 --> 00:26:48,194 I expect this is gonna happen any day now. 342 00:26:49,236 --> 00:26:50,194 I think it's just around the corner. 343 00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:53,194 If you can see this happening in the near future, 344 00:26:54,111 --> 00:26:55,027 then why are you depressed? 345 00:26:55,694 --> 00:26:56,111 Um, 346 00:26:56,902 --> 00:26:57,361 because I'm impatient. 347 00:26:58,319 --> 00:26:59,027 I want it now. 348 00:26:59,611 --> 00:26:59,819 hm, 349 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:00,986 unhappiness, 350 00:27:01,652 --> 00:27:02,111 dark guns, 351 00:27:03,194 --> 00:27:05,111 a tendency to explain problems to doctors, 352 00:27:05,819 --> 00:27:07,027 diagnosis, 353 00:27:07,777 --> 00:27:08,902 mad as a swan, 354 00:27:09,444 --> 00:27:10,277 oh. 355 00:27:18,986 --> 00:27:21,944 This man has been reliving the same second for 100 years. 356 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:26,486 This particular issue is all in his head, 357 00:27:27,652 --> 00:27:28,277 but it's in our heads too. 358 00:27:29,402 --> 00:27:30,902 We all share his condition in a way. 359 00:27:31,986 --> 00:27:33,111 In scientific probable reality, 360 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:34,736 he doesn't even exist. 361 00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:36,111 Are you confused? 362 00:27:36,652 --> 00:27:36,777 Yes, 363 00:27:37,319 --> 00:27:37,819 I am. 364 00:27:38,777 --> 00:27:39,444 Your brain may have gone off. 365 00:27:40,652 --> 00:27:41,694 Did you store it above room temperature? 366 00:27:42,152 --> 00:27:42,194 Hmm, 367 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:42,944 not sure. 368 00:27:46,527 --> 00:27:46,611 Oh, 369 00:27:47,527 --> 00:27:48,569 will this fix my troubled mind? 370 00:27:49,444 --> 00:27:50,402 Your mind can never be fixed. 371 00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:52,069 This will make things worse. 372 00:27:53,069 --> 00:27:54,277 Take 6 of these thrice daily. 373 00:27:54,902 --> 00:27:55,486 In 14 months, 374 00:27:56,402 --> 00:27:57,611 you may feel a slight change in mood. 375 00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:58,152 Well, 376 00:27:58,736 --> 00:27:59,652 it sounds too good to be true. 377 00:28:00,486 --> 00:28:01,111 Are there any side effects? 378 00:28:01,902 --> 00:28:02,986 Your penis will grow inwards, 379 00:28:03,694 --> 00:28:04,111 your eyes will fall out, 380 00:28:05,027 --> 00:28:05,361 your hands will switch sides, 381 00:28:06,486 --> 00:28:07,277 you'll forget how to spell your mother's name, 382 00:28:08,027 --> 00:28:08,361 you'll forget your father, 383 00:28:09,194 --> 00:28:10,027 and you might kill yourself. 384 00:28:11,236 --> 00:28:11,277 Oh well, 385 00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:13,652 I guess every medicine has its downsides. 386 00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:14,819 I'll take it. 387 00:28:19,402 --> 00:28:19,819 All right. 388 00:28:20,569 --> 00:28:20,611 Yeah, 389 00:28:20,944 --> 00:28:21,027 you. 390 00:28:22,819 --> 00:28:24,111 What you've been up to much. 391 00:28:25,944 --> 00:28:27,444 I've been thinking about trying to grow my own apricot 392 00:28:28,444 --> 00:28:29,861 tree and a this is doing my head in. 393 00:28:30,694 --> 00:28:30,861 what have I done? 394 00:28:31,694 --> 00:28:31,777 You ask a question, 395 00:28:33,069 --> 00:28:33,111 spinning me out, 396 00:28:33,569 --> 00:28:33,611 that's all. 397 00:28:33,944 --> 00:28:33,986 I'm sorry, 398 00:28:34,777 --> 00:28:35,111 it's just doing my head in. 399 00:28:37,402 --> 00:28:40,236 I'm afraid you've become a terminal fool for which there is no cure. 400 00:28:41,736 --> 00:28:42,069 Take him away, 401 00:28:42,486 --> 00:28:42,861 nurse. 402 00:28:46,069 --> 00:28:47,111 No time to see a doctor, 403 00:28:48,444 --> 00:28:50,527 diagnose on the spot with this easy symptom checker. 404 00:28:51,277 --> 00:28:51,444 Headache, 405 00:28:52,111 --> 00:28:52,361 cancer, 406 00:28:53,027 --> 00:28:53,444 nosebleed, 407 00:28:54,361 --> 00:28:55,277 multiple sclerosis, 408 00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:56,319 aching jaw, 409 00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:57,486 that's a stroke, 410 00:28:58,152 --> 00:28:58,569 sore toe, 411 00:28:59,152 --> 00:28:59,652 stupidity, 412 00:29:00,361 --> 00:29:01,111 pursed lips. 413 00:29:02,069 --> 00:29:02,944 Stop pursing your lips. 414 00:29:04,402 --> 00:29:05,486 You have chronic kidney disease, 415 00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:07,111 sheepy laugh, 416 00:29:08,694 --> 00:29:08,819 dying, 417 00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:09,986 wolfy laugh. 418 00:29:11,736 --> 00:29:12,611 Pancreatic cancer, 419 00:29:13,277 --> 00:29:13,902 spidery laugh. 420 00:29:15,111 --> 00:29:15,902 You are a spider. 421 00:29:16,361 --> 00:29:16,402 No, 422 00:29:16,527 --> 00:29:16,569 I'm not. 423 00:29:17,569 --> 00:29:18,652 Everything else is just in your mind. 424 00:29:20,069 --> 00:29:21,652 Stop thinking about thinking about feeling unwell. 425 00:29:23,236 --> 00:29:24,444 Now ignore what I just said and turn your brain off. 426 00:29:25,027 --> 00:29:25,069 What? 427 00:29:25,694 --> 00:29:26,069 Who's talking? 428 00:29:26,819 --> 00:29:27,194 You just imagined it. 429 00:29:28,944 --> 00:29:29,111 Remember, 430 00:29:29,944 --> 00:29:31,319 illness is a human creation. 431 00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:33,111 These swans don't get ill, 432 00:29:34,027 --> 00:29:34,819 they just live and then die. 433 00:29:37,361 --> 00:29:39,861 In swan heaven they'll be told exactly what they did wrong and then be 434 00:29:41,652 --> 00:29:44,652 given eternity to invent time travel in order to return and fix their errors. 435 00:29:45,861 --> 00:29:47,944 Most of them will go insane in the process, 436 00:29:48,652 --> 00:29:49,111 eating cereal, 437 00:29:49,819 --> 00:29:50,361 brushing their teeth, 438 00:29:51,486 --> 00:29:53,111 and then getting stuck into a hard day's work. 439 00:29:53,986 --> 00:29:55,569 That is the circle of life. 440 00:30:07,861 --> 00:30:07,902 Mm. 441 00:30:13,486 --> 00:30:13,527 Mm. 442 00:30:38,902 --> 00:30:40,736 The tree has friendly growth, 443 00:30:41,611 --> 00:30:42,111 yet you 444 00:30:42,694 --> 00:30:43,444 do not. 445 00:30:44,902 --> 00:30:45,319 You are 446 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:47,069 terribly sad. 447 00:30:50,194 --> 00:30:50,236 Yeah. 448 00:31:24,152 --> 00:31:24,194 Mm. 449 00:31:32,361 --> 00:31:33,444 You'd have a true friend 450 00:31:34,402 --> 00:31:36,111 if you had your own tumor. 451 00:32:51,361 --> 00:32:52,027 You may not 452 00:32:52,486 --> 00:32:52,736 live 453 00:32:53,694 --> 00:32:54,194 much longer. 454 00:32:55,819 --> 00:32:56,111 However, 455 00:32:57,069 --> 00:32:58,194 I am willing 456 00:32:58,861 --> 00:32:59,861 to offer you 457 00:33:00,652 --> 00:33:01,111 my body. 458 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:47,569 Well, 459 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:49,111 very 460 00:33:49,652 --> 00:33:50,277 much. 461 00:34:51,736 --> 00:34:54,111 Could I just take a few details, 462 00:34:54,569 --> 00:34:55,486 please? 463 00:34:57,861 --> 00:34:58,111 Right, 464 00:34:59,111 --> 00:35:00,111 I understand. 465 00:35:01,569 --> 00:35:04,111 And let me be the first to say. 466 00:35:06,277 --> 00:35:08,944 That I am deeply sorry from the bottom 467 00:35:09,652 --> 00:35:10,111 of my 468 00:35:11,694 --> 00:35:11,902 and 469 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:13,319 and furthermore, 470 00:35:14,694 --> 00:35:18,361 I'd like to offer you a selection of compliments, 471 00:35:19,111 --> 00:35:19,736 the first 472 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:24,694 being that you have really beautiful eyes. 473 00:35:25,819 --> 00:35:26,402 Or 474 00:35:27,402 --> 00:35:28,611 if you are a man, 475 00:35:29,569 --> 00:35:29,736 then 476 00:35:30,902 --> 00:35:33,652 your penis is of an adequate 477 00:35:34,486 --> 00:35:34,986 size, 478 00:35:36,444 --> 00:35:37,944 but not too wide, 479 00:35:39,236 --> 00:35:41,111 that it might cause discomfort 480 00:35:42,319 --> 00:35:44,361 to your chosen partner. 481 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:46,569 And 482 00:35:47,277 --> 00:35:47,527 right, 483 00:35:48,111 --> 00:35:48,319 OK, 484 00:35:49,027 --> 00:35:49,194 that didn't, 485 00:35:49,819 --> 00:35:49,861 right, 486 00:35:50,319 --> 00:35:50,361 that's, 487 00:35:51,027 --> 00:35:51,361 you're not having that, 488 00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:51,944 no. 489 00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:53,111 Um, 490 00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:55,152 there's a technical issue, 491 00:35:56,486 --> 00:35:56,902 and 492 00:35:59,527 --> 00:36:01,111 I'm afraid it's all your fault. 493 00:36:08,902 --> 00:36:10,111 You've wasted your life. 494 00:36:11,902 --> 00:36:12,944 You once had ambition. 495 00:36:14,569 --> 00:36:16,486 But that mind-numbing dead-end job. 496 00:36:18,402 --> 00:36:20,111 Gradually just crumbled it all away. 497 00:36:22,277 --> 00:36:23,111 You're running out of time. 498 00:36:25,027 --> 00:36:25,527 What's the solution? 499 00:36:27,111 --> 00:36:28,027 Buy some more. 500 00:36:29,069 --> 00:36:29,444 That's right folks, 501 00:36:30,069 --> 00:36:30,861 we're selling time. 502 00:36:31,527 --> 00:36:31,569 By the hour, 503 00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:32,361 by the week, 504 00:36:32,986 --> 00:36:33,236 by the year, 505 00:36:33,986 --> 00:36:34,319 however much you want, 506 00:36:35,111 --> 00:36:35,986 we'll give you a great deal. 507 00:36:37,152 --> 00:36:37,652 Just imagine it, 508 00:36:38,944 --> 00:36:40,611 an extra 2 weeks to get that assignment finished, 509 00:36:41,777 --> 00:36:43,027 an extra 2 months to get in shape, 510 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:46,944 an extra 2 years to spend with your family before you die. 511 00:36:47,652 --> 00:36:47,861 By 512 00:36:48,694 --> 00:36:49,819 our time. 513 00:36:50,861 --> 00:36:50,902 And I know what you're thinking, 514 00:36:51,486 --> 00:36:51,652 ladies and gentlemen, 515 00:36:52,527 --> 00:36:54,027 we don't sell inferior time. 516 00:36:54,944 --> 00:36:56,111 This is good quality time. 517 00:36:57,027 --> 00:36:57,361 Summer evenings, 518 00:36:58,069 --> 00:36:58,861 eventful mornings, 519 00:36:59,652 --> 00:36:59,819 classic winters, 520 00:37:00,444 --> 00:37:00,819 we've got them all. 521 00:37:07,361 --> 00:37:08,652 I'd like to sell some of my time, 522 00:37:09,111 --> 00:37:09,569 please. 523 00:37:11,027 --> 00:37:11,736 How much would you like to give us today? 524 00:37:13,111 --> 00:37:14,111 I'm thinking about 525 00:37:14,736 --> 00:37:15,944 10 years, 526 00:37:16,861 --> 00:37:17,694 how much will I get for that? 527 00:37:19,152 --> 00:37:20,527 We pay ■50 per year, 528 00:37:21,402 --> 00:37:22,736 so that'll be 500 pounds. 529 00:37:24,194 --> 00:37:24,277 Oh, 530 00:37:24,736 --> 00:37:25,111 OK. 531 00:37:27,486 --> 00:37:28,111 What do I need to do? 532 00:37:30,319 --> 00:37:32,069 If you'd just like to step into the box, 533 00:37:33,194 --> 00:37:35,694 I'll put it through on the computer. 534 00:37:51,611 --> 00:37:51,652 Uh, 535 00:37:52,736 --> 00:37:54,319 at this rate we'll have to sell some more next week. 536 00:37:55,652 --> 00:37:57,111 It's either that or we lose the house. 537 00:37:58,986 --> 00:38:01,402 I just need about 100 pounds until Tuesday. 538 00:38:01,986 --> 00:38:02,111 Mum, 539 00:38:03,236 --> 00:38:05,111 I don't want to sell any more of my time. 540 00:38:06,027 --> 00:38:07,611 You'll do as I fucking tell you. 541 00:38:09,236 --> 00:38:11,194 We're selling 3 hours for 25 pounds, 542 00:38:12,444 --> 00:38:13,819 but the price of buying is 50 pounds. 543 00:38:15,611 --> 00:38:18,111 That's 25 pounds for the time and 50 pounds for the buying of it. 544 00:38:18,944 --> 00:38:19,736 But that's not all. 545 00:38:21,444 --> 00:38:24,236 You'll also get the chance to pay an additional 100 pounds for us to 546 00:38:25,986 --> 00:38:29,527 accept the transaction with a 90 pounds booking fee plus postage and packing. 547 00:38:30,694 --> 00:38:31,944 Now for anyone new to our services, 548 00:38:33,736 --> 00:38:38,152 we'll help you choose to buy our products with a 1 to 1 personalized consultation. 549 00:38:38,736 --> 00:38:38,777 All. 550 00:38:39,736 --> 00:38:41,986 For the pathetically low fee of 8892. 551 00:38:42,569 --> 00:38:42,611 I mean, 552 00:38:43,944 --> 00:38:46,236 you'd have to be pretty pointless not to take advantage of this. 553 00:38:48,277 --> 00:38:50,319 I started with 5 years and I'd never felt better. 554 00:38:51,944 --> 00:38:54,027 My back pains all healed up and my wife came back to life. 555 00:38:54,527 --> 00:38:54,569 Well, 556 00:38:54,986 --> 00:38:55,069 since then, 557 00:38:56,277 --> 00:38:57,652 I've bought another couple of decades and look at me, 558 00:38:58,402 --> 00:38:59,111 I'm back to my peak. 559 00:39:00,361 --> 00:39:01,069 After wasting my youth, 560 00:39:02,694 --> 00:39:05,152 I was melting away into a desk job with my backside widening by the week. 561 00:39:06,944 --> 00:39:09,361 I bought 30 years and now I'm pure again with plenty of ambition. 562 00:39:13,194 --> 00:39:13,402 Um, 563 00:39:14,069 --> 00:39:14,194 excuse me, 564 00:39:14,694 --> 00:39:14,944 sir, 565 00:39:15,736 --> 00:39:16,527 do you have the time? 566 00:39:17,944 --> 00:39:18,944 Because I want it all. 567 00:39:19,777 --> 00:39:20,236 I want it all back. 568 00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:22,027 Mine is running out. 569 00:39:25,486 --> 00:39:27,986 I had to sell my golden years this morning when I always 570 00:39:29,236 --> 00:39:30,319 said that no one would ever take them away from me. 571 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:31,111 Don't worry, 572 00:39:31,569 --> 00:39:31,611 dear, 573 00:39:33,111 --> 00:39:34,402 you'll be able to buy them again when you get back on track. 574 00:39:36,444 --> 00:39:36,902 It's my time, 575 00:39:37,486 --> 00:39:38,111 I saw it first. 576 00:39:38,861 --> 00:39:40,527 Over my dead body. 577 00:39:41,569 --> 00:39:41,611 Uh 578 00:39:44,569 --> 00:39:45,111 Look, 579 00:39:46,569 --> 00:39:50,444 you'd have to be fucking stupid not to take advantage of this. 580 00:39:51,486 --> 00:39:53,236 You'll have the time of your life. 581 00:39:54,152 --> 00:39:54,569 They're the number, 582 00:39:55,902 --> 00:39:58,611 you will call it and we'll get you started with time. 583 00:40:00,111 --> 00:40:00,819 Oh 584 00:42:24,277 --> 00:42:24,694 Oh my God. 585 00:43:17,611 --> 00:43:17,652 No 586 00:44:05,277 --> 00:44:05,319 I. 587 00:44:26,444 --> 00:44:26,486 No 588 00:44:33,152 --> 00:44:33,194 I 589 00:44:38,194 --> 00:44:38,486 I think so 590 00:44:40,486 --> 00:44:40,902 Are you all right? 591 00:44:41,444 --> 00:44:41,486 Yeah. 592 00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:43,986 Do you want a cup of tea 593 00:44:45,902 --> 00:44:47,111 I know things I'm trying to cool down. 594 00:44:50,736 --> 00:44:52,486 I think I'm just gonna go up this wall there. 595 00:44:53,944 --> 00:44:53,986 Uh, 596 00:44:54,694 --> 00:44:55,444 do you like my window? 597 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:56,777 I like it, 598 00:44:57,652 --> 00:44:58,527 but I like the other ones better. 599 00:45:00,319 --> 00:45:00,361 Yeah. 600 00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:04,944 Right, 601 00:45:05,277 --> 00:45:05,319 Roddy, 602 00:45:06,611 --> 00:45:07,694 these whites are incredible. 603 00:45:08,486 --> 00:45:08,819 What's your secret, 604 00:45:09,194 --> 00:45:09,361 Neville? 605 00:45:10,986 --> 00:45:12,819 There's a fat sweaty man tied up inside my basement. 606 00:45:13,861 --> 00:45:14,902 The secret lies in his pancreas. 607 00:45:16,861 --> 00:45:18,111 Oh Neville you old joker. 608 00:45:19,152 --> 00:45:20,152 Why did you quit the comedy circuits? 609 00:45:20,861 --> 00:45:21,319 Too much traveling. 610 00:45:33,444 --> 00:45:34,944 I need to make a small adjustment. 611 00:45:45,736 --> 00:45:45,944 Don't worry. 612 00:45:48,361 --> 00:45:49,527 You won't feel a thing in a few weeks. 613 00:45:54,777 --> 00:45:55,111 Warning, 614 00:45:56,027 --> 00:45:57,569 doomsday is on the horizon. 615 00:45:58,277 --> 00:45:59,111 Can you feel it? 616 00:46:01,319 --> 00:46:04,111 Everything you own is about to dissolve along with your bones and loved ones. 617 00:46:05,361 --> 00:46:06,652 Here's what a loved one dissolving looks like. 618 00:46:08,236 --> 00:46:08,277 Uh, 619 00:46:08,736 --> 00:46:09,694 just wait until you smell it. 620 00:46:11,611 --> 00:46:13,194 We should remind you that any remaining money you're holding 621 00:46:14,402 --> 00:46:16,277 might as well be spent whilst you still exist. 622 00:46:17,777 --> 00:46:19,902 A new item or gadget will certainly bring a brief smile 623 00:46:21,194 --> 00:46:23,194 to your face before you die along with everyone else. 624 00:46:24,111 --> 00:46:25,194 Let's all die smiling. 625 00:46:32,194 --> 00:46:33,777 Your children must be secured a wandering. 626 00:46:36,486 --> 00:46:36,819 Sorry. 627 00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:37,944 Don't worry about it, 628 00:46:38,319 --> 00:46:38,361 pal. 629 00:46:39,527 --> 00:46:40,152 Doesn't this keep you up at night? 630 00:46:40,652 --> 00:46:40,819 I, 631 00:46:41,819 --> 00:46:41,861 sometimes, 632 00:46:42,361 --> 00:46:42,527 but you know, 633 00:46:44,027 --> 00:46:47,611 pays the mortgage lest they explode before doomsday hits. 634 00:46:48,861 --> 00:46:50,444 So as the great day of doom is fast approaching, 635 00:46:50,986 --> 00:46:51,111 are you prepared? 636 00:46:51,569 --> 00:46:51,611 Dad, 637 00:46:53,319 --> 00:46:55,027 don't forget to switch off the fridge and return those library books. 638 00:46:55,611 --> 00:46:55,652 Remember, 639 00:46:57,152 --> 00:46:59,569 all outstanding debts will be carried over to your next life. 640 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:04,111 Should you reincarnate as this elk or this beautiful Douglas fir, 641 00:47:05,319 --> 00:47:07,277 we'll make sure you don't slip through the debt net. 642 00:47:09,194 --> 00:47:10,361 This elk was given a debt at birth. 643 00:47:11,819 --> 00:47:13,111 He may not have any way of actually paying it back, 644 00:47:14,069 --> 00:47:15,777 but be sure he feels the burden. 645 00:47:17,069 --> 00:47:18,944 That could be your soul in there. 646 00:47:20,152 --> 00:47:22,819 Chew away at your sweet spiky thistles, 647 00:47:24,569 --> 00:47:26,902 bearing in mind any potential earnings are ours for the taking. 648 00:47:27,486 --> 00:47:27,527 This, 649 00:47:27,652 --> 00:47:27,736 however, 650 00:47:28,694 --> 00:47:30,027 It is only a possible scenario, 651 00:47:30,736 --> 00:47:31,527 but not impossible. 652 00:47:32,277 --> 00:47:32,527 In reality, 653 00:47:33,194 --> 00:47:34,111 the elk could be a dog. 654 00:47:34,986 --> 00:47:36,111 The man a slightly larger dog. 655 00:47:37,027 --> 00:47:38,027 The taunts would be bits, 656 00:47:38,777 --> 00:47:39,527 but the message would remain. 657 00:47:40,444 --> 00:47:41,111 If this shrub could speak, 658 00:47:41,944 --> 00:47:42,652 she'd surely say, 659 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:45,319 chop me down for firewood if you must. 660 00:47:46,277 --> 00:47:47,652 Anything to save mankind. 661 00:47:51,486 --> 00:47:53,111 Take this normal cigarette lighter, 662 00:47:53,944 --> 00:47:54,569 an inanimate object, 663 00:47:54,986 --> 00:47:55,111 no. 664 00:47:56,361 --> 00:47:57,902 Try lestified by the argon beam, 665 00:47:59,611 --> 00:48:04,527 it slowly gains awareness as it reaches 13,000 hydra logs of canon. 666 00:48:06,694 --> 00:48:09,027 The cigarette lighter now realizes that it exists and 667 00:48:10,319 --> 00:48:12,111 shall remain conscious for the rest of its existence. 668 00:48:16,236 --> 00:48:16,361 Ah, 669 00:48:17,111 --> 00:48:17,902 how are we doing today, 670 00:48:18,444 --> 00:48:18,986 sir? 671 00:48:21,152 --> 00:48:24,194 I'd be lying if I said my life was perfect 672 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:27,069 before my cheeks started melting, 673 00:48:28,027 --> 00:48:29,111 but it was better than this. 674 00:48:30,277 --> 00:48:30,444 Don't worry, 675 00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:30,819 Mr. 676 00:48:31,236 --> 00:48:31,277 Robertson, 677 00:48:31,944 --> 00:48:32,402 you didn't say that. 678 00:48:33,069 --> 00:48:33,694 You just thought it. 679 00:48:35,194 --> 00:48:36,944 What actually came out of your mouth sounded more like this. 680 00:48:39,569 --> 00:48:39,611 I just, 681 00:48:39,777 --> 00:48:39,819 I. 682 00:48:41,111 --> 00:48:41,152 And 683 00:48:42,236 --> 00:48:43,652 I'm glad to hear it. 684 00:48:45,444 --> 00:48:47,319 It's comforting to know that our little tube isn't causing you any major concerns. 685 00:48:49,111 --> 00:48:49,902 Now I must ask, 686 00:48:50,902 --> 00:48:52,694 has anyone here ever smoked a car 687 00:48:53,902 --> 00:48:55,486 like one would normally smoke a cigarettes? 688 00:48:56,569 --> 00:48:56,611 Aye, 689 00:48:57,444 --> 00:48:58,111 I don't think that's possible. 690 00:48:59,444 --> 00:49:00,944 I think you could if you crushed it up a little bit. 691 00:49:02,194 --> 00:49:02,611 It'll be a wee bit harsh on the lungs though, 692 00:49:03,194 --> 00:49:03,236 wouldn't it? 693 00:49:03,777 --> 00:49:04,111 It would. 694 00:49:05,069 --> 00:49:05,777 That is the issue. 695 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:06,902 And ladies and gentlemen, 696 00:49:08,152 --> 00:49:09,777 today I intend to come up with a solution. 697 00:49:14,111 --> 00:49:15,111 You silly silly people. 698 00:49:17,111 --> 00:49:17,819 Are you talking to us? 699 00:49:18,444 --> 00:49:18,486 Yes, 700 00:49:18,652 --> 00:49:19,111 all of you. 701 00:49:19,861 --> 00:49:20,444 Why are we silly? 702 00:49:21,361 --> 00:49:22,027 We've been a great audience. 703 00:49:22,861 --> 00:49:23,319 We've clapped and cheered. 704 00:49:24,402 --> 00:49:25,319 Don't be so bloody ungrateful. 705 00:49:26,194 --> 00:49:26,652 None of you are scientists, 706 00:49:27,486 --> 00:49:28,152 which makes you all silly. 707 00:49:28,819 --> 00:49:28,861 Hey, 708 00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:29,319 that's not fair. 709 00:49:29,944 --> 00:49:30,569 You take that back. 710 00:49:31,111 --> 00:49:31,152 No, 711 00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:32,111 I shan't take it back. 712 00:49:34,069 --> 00:49:35,777 Why would a man of science turn against his audience like that? 713 00:49:37,902 --> 00:49:39,111 This question sparked a thought inside my head. 714 00:49:41,027 --> 00:49:43,069 If I were to press down hard on the left side of my hip bone, 715 00:49:43,944 --> 00:49:45,402 would I shrink in size? 716 00:49:51,777 --> 00:49:51,944 Of course it worked, 717 00:49:52,611 --> 00:49:53,111 of course it did. 718 00:49:54,861 --> 00:49:55,944 The funny thing is I've had this ability my whole life, 719 00:49:56,902 --> 00:49:58,152 but I've only just thought to use it. 720 00:49:59,069 --> 00:49:59,819 Red Wrangler, 721 00:50:00,694 --> 00:50:02,111 my favorite toy racer. 722 00:50:03,361 --> 00:50:04,611 I thought this day would never arrive. 723 00:50:05,777 --> 00:50:06,944 I'm small enough to take a ride. 724 00:50:09,569 --> 00:50:11,111 My childhood dreams have all erupted, 725 00:50:12,694 --> 00:50:14,444 that this is everything I could have ever hoped for and more. 726 00:50:15,902 --> 00:50:16,819 I want to go in the glove compartment. 727 00:50:19,444 --> 00:50:19,486 Oh, 728 00:50:19,819 --> 00:50:19,944 shuffles, 729 00:50:20,652 --> 00:50:21,527 that was a tad too far. 730 00:50:22,986 --> 00:50:23,986 there's no going back now. 731 00:50:25,236 --> 00:50:26,111 I went down further and further until I 732 00:50:27,319 --> 00:50:29,777 came across a forest of floating spongy balls. 733 00:50:31,402 --> 00:50:33,111 I felt as if I was standing on my own planet at one point. 734 00:50:34,652 --> 00:50:37,027 Maybe a new home awaited me inside one of these spongy balls. 735 00:50:38,944 --> 00:50:38,986 Yep, 736 00:50:39,527 --> 00:50:39,777 I'm going in. 737 00:50:54,194 --> 00:50:55,152 As I drifted further down. 738 00:50:57,277 --> 00:50:59,194 It became increasingly hard to control my body. 739 00:51:03,236 --> 00:51:05,152 I'd close my eyes to see a glowing yellow ring. 740 00:51:06,652 --> 00:51:07,319 Slowly approaching. 741 00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:12,069 If I kept focus, 742 00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:14,444 I could drift all the way through the middle, 743 00:51:15,652 --> 00:51:16,652 without losing concentration. 744 00:51:20,069 --> 00:51:21,069 This was a great achievement. 745 00:51:23,444 --> 00:51:23,736 In my mind, 746 00:51:24,736 --> 00:51:26,319 I built an imaginary trophy cabinet 747 00:51:28,152 --> 00:51:30,944 and awarded myself a small keepsake for each success. 748 00:51:33,069 --> 00:51:33,152 Well done, 749 00:51:33,694 --> 00:51:34,111 I thought. 750 00:51:35,694 --> 00:51:36,611 Well done indeed. 751 00:52:08,027 --> 00:52:08,069 Oh 752 00:52:26,194 --> 00:52:26,236 Oh 753 00:53:04,736 --> 00:53:04,777 What what. 754 00:53:08,444 --> 00:53:08,486 I 755 00:53:15,527 --> 00:53:15,569 All 756 00:53:42,986 --> 00:53:43,569 Hello 757 00:53:46,027 --> 00:53:48,277 Why don't you follow me this way? 758 00:53:57,777 --> 00:53:57,819 That, 759 00:53:59,902 --> 00:54:02,652 and if you could just lie back and we'll make 760 00:54:03,652 --> 00:54:04,111 things work, 761 00:54:04,652 --> 00:54:05,319 shall we? 762 00:54:26,069 --> 00:54:28,527 I expect you feel much better after. 763 00:54:55,152 --> 00:54:56,111 It was a trap me between the walls. 764 00:54:58,152 --> 00:54:58,277 Help, 765 00:54:59,194 --> 00:55:00,152 help me. 766 00:55:02,111 --> 00:55:02,152 Oh, 767 00:55:02,736 --> 00:55:03,569 Mister Toast boy, 768 00:55:04,277 --> 00:55:05,111 it was I all along. 769 00:55:06,611 --> 00:55:08,444 I didn't mean to confuzzle one's ears. 770 00:55:09,236 --> 00:55:11,111 I was merely practical joking. 771 00:55:11,486 --> 00:55:11,694 Oh, 772 00:55:12,111 --> 00:55:13,069 the mirth, 773 00:55:13,652 --> 00:55:14,111 aha, 774 00:55:14,736 --> 00:55:16,069 a hole ha. 775 00:55:19,111 --> 00:55:20,861 I've been watching you little toast slave 776 00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:22,902 in the shower, 777 00:55:23,444 --> 00:55:23,861 yes, 778 00:55:25,319 --> 00:55:26,194 becoming quite the young gentlemen, 779 00:55:26,694 --> 00:55:26,902 aren't we, 780 00:55:27,569 --> 00:55:28,152 if you know what I mean. 781 00:55:28,736 --> 00:55:29,736 Oh yes, 782 00:55:30,236 --> 00:55:30,819 oh dear. 783 00:55:37,611 --> 00:55:37,902 Quickly, 784 00:55:38,569 --> 00:55:38,611 children, 785 00:55:39,319 --> 00:55:39,902 make the toast. 786 00:55:40,819 --> 00:55:42,777 We mustn't make the master angry. 787 00:55:43,694 --> 00:55:44,861 Lord Kirsty, 788 00:55:45,486 --> 00:55:46,069 I demand 789 00:55:46,861 --> 00:55:47,236 more toasties. 790 00:55:47,861 --> 00:55:49,486 Is one still hungerish? 791 00:55:51,194 --> 00:55:52,527 Still a little gap for more toasty treats? 792 00:55:52,902 --> 00:55:53,111 Yes. 793 00:55:54,486 --> 00:55:56,111 There's that and that little tickering tomb of yours? 794 00:55:57,944 --> 00:55:58,902 I'm still a bit peckish, 795 00:56:00,194 --> 00:56:00,236 you know. 796 00:56:00,944 --> 00:56:00,986 And young Lord toasted, 797 00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:05,944 take that young boy's shoe 798 00:56:06,902 --> 00:56:07,527 and add it to the broth. 799 00:56:10,944 --> 00:56:12,027 Oh. 800 00:56:13,819 --> 00:56:15,902 The footwear of a child, 801 00:56:16,944 --> 00:56:18,986 a delicates passes. 802 00:56:35,861 --> 00:56:37,402 It is such a good thing. 803 00:56:39,777 --> 00:56:42,111 Your grandma wanted to give you a big 804 00:56:42,694 --> 00:56:44,111 kiss. 805 00:56:44,694 --> 00:56:45,111 You sloppy. 806 00:56:49,944 --> 00:56:51,861 Don't listen to her. 807 00:56:52,611 --> 00:56:53,111 She's awake. 808 00:57:00,694 --> 00:57:01,111 I think 809 00:57:01,861 --> 00:57:03,444 you should kill her. 810 00:57:04,736 --> 00:57:05,069 Oh 811 00:57:06,861 --> 00:57:11,194 Swiss hero and I'm gonna nipple. 812 00:57:22,027 --> 00:57:28,111 Be a good little Jesper and can you grandmay old special little bay leaves. 813 00:58:44,652 --> 00:58:45,569 I stay. 814 00:59:51,944 --> 00:59:52,111 Oh. 815 00:59:54,444 --> 00:59:55,069 Well, 816 00:59:55,777 --> 00:59:56,111 hello there, 817 00:59:56,902 --> 00:59:57,944 little toaster child. 818 00:59:59,361 --> 01:00:01,944 I understand you've been experiencing some hallucinations, 819 01:00:02,444 --> 01:00:02,486 sir, 820 01:00:03,236 --> 01:00:04,361 some rather nasty beetles, 821 01:00:04,819 --> 01:00:05,111 yes, 822 01:00:05,944 --> 01:00:06,611 that'll be your brain pockets, 823 01:00:07,152 --> 01:00:07,194 sir, 824 01:00:07,861 --> 01:00:08,402 playing tricks on one, 825 01:00:09,069 --> 01:00:09,694 but we can fix that. 826 01:00:10,652 --> 01:00:11,361 Oh we can fix that, 827 01:00:11,736 --> 01:00:11,777 yes. 828 01:00:12,902 --> 01:00:13,986 We have a brain fixing machine, 829 01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:14,611 sir. 830 01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:15,527 Would you like that, 831 01:00:16,194 --> 01:00:16,277 sir? 832 01:00:16,736 --> 01:00:17,027 Yeah. 833 01:00:19,652 --> 01:00:19,986 Great, 834 01:00:20,777 --> 01:00:20,944 great, 835 01:00:21,486 --> 01:00:21,527 sir, 836 01:00:21,861 --> 01:00:22,111 yes, 837 01:00:22,736 --> 01:00:22,986 just remember, 838 01:00:23,569 --> 01:00:23,611 sir, 839 01:00:24,486 --> 01:00:25,236 we're the good Beatles. 840 01:00:26,027 --> 01:00:26,402 We want to help you, 841 01:00:26,861 --> 01:00:27,111 sir. 842 01:00:27,819 --> 01:00:28,527 Take a business card, 843 01:00:28,986 --> 01:00:29,111 sir. 844 01:00:29,861 --> 01:00:30,569 Why not take two? 845 01:00:31,486 --> 01:00:31,902 There's an offer on. 846 01:00:35,486 --> 01:00:35,527 Oh, 847 01:00:35,902 --> 01:00:37,111 we're such jokers, 848 01:00:37,777 --> 01:00:38,444 jokers in trousers. 849 01:00:39,444 --> 01:00:40,319 we're not wearing shorts. 850 01:00:41,236 --> 01:00:41,944 It's not really the weather for it. 851 01:00:55,486 --> 01:00:55,527 You. 852 01:00:58,236 --> 01:00:58,277 like 853 01:01:01,777 --> 01:01:02,111 I feel sick. 854 01:01:02,652 --> 01:01:03,111 Make it stop. 855 01:01:04,319 --> 01:01:04,861 I need to catch my breath. 856 01:01:05,611 --> 01:01:06,027 I'm gonna die. 857 01:01:06,902 --> 01:01:07,444 Please make it stop. 858 01:01:35,944 --> 01:01:38,027 Want to forget that horrible illness and move on. 859 01:01:38,486 --> 01:01:38,527 Yes. 860 01:01:39,736 --> 01:01:41,569 Take this pill and forget you were ill. 861 01:01:43,486 --> 01:01:45,319 You may also forget that you took the pill and have to buy another. 862 01:01:48,486 --> 01:01:50,777 What starts as a vicious cycle rapidly becomes a whirlwind. 863 01:01:53,777 --> 01:01:55,569 Have you been experiencing vicious whirlwinds? 864 01:01:56,902 --> 01:01:57,944 Leave a note for yourself next time. 865 01:01:58,944 --> 01:01:59,069 You're a bloody crook, 866 01:02:00,152 --> 01:02:00,694 Would you like another pear? 867 01:02:01,736 --> 01:02:02,319 These ones are pink. 868 01:02:03,652 --> 01:02:04,111 Ah. 869 01:02:08,569 --> 01:02:10,111 Pain hurts, 870 01:02:10,611 --> 01:02:11,236 doesn't it? 871 01:02:12,236 --> 01:02:13,944 Ask Payne why he chose you. 872 01:02:14,736 --> 01:02:15,111 Why did you choose me, 873 01:02:15,694 --> 01:02:15,736 Payne? 874 01:02:16,152 --> 01:02:17,111 Don't blame Payne. 875 01:02:17,736 --> 01:02:18,444 He's an honest chap. 876 01:02:19,527 --> 01:02:20,527 He's everywhere and nowhere. 877 01:02:21,694 --> 01:02:22,736 The pain he gave you is wonderful, 878 01:02:23,569 --> 01:02:24,361 and you thank him for it. 879 01:02:24,944 --> 01:02:25,027 Thanks, 880 01:02:27,819 --> 01:02:29,861 I was such a ruddy fool to ignore the rules of pain, 881 01:02:31,319 --> 01:02:33,111 and thankful he set me an example with this hip lip. 882 01:02:34,777 --> 01:02:37,236 Give him a quick whisper at night and he'll see you through soft and sound. 883 01:02:37,944 --> 01:02:38,611 So special to me. 884 01:02:39,444 --> 01:02:40,111 I'll never forget you pain. 885 01:02:40,736 --> 01:02:41,361 And who knows? 886 01:02:42,944 --> 01:02:45,069 He might just have a word with gravity when they open up the box. 887 01:02:45,944 --> 01:02:46,486 He ain't gonna fall this time, 888 01:02:47,027 --> 01:02:47,527 you hear me? 889 01:02:48,486 --> 01:02:49,069 He ain't tripping no more. 890 01:02:50,611 --> 01:02:50,652 Doctor 891 01:02:52,319 --> 01:02:52,361 Oh, 892 01:02:55,569 --> 01:02:55,611 well, 893 01:02:55,944 --> 01:02:56,069 well, 894 01:02:56,527 --> 01:02:56,777 if I, 895 01:02:57,402 --> 01:02:57,486 what is it? 896 01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:57,902 I mean, 897 01:02:59,152 --> 01:02:59,277 um, 898 01:02:59,902 --> 01:03:00,194 gravity 899 01:03:01,069 --> 01:03:02,027 is here to see you. 900 01:03:02,611 --> 01:03:02,652 I mean, 901 01:03:02,944 --> 01:03:02,986 should I, 902 01:03:03,944 --> 01:03:04,277 should I tell him to wait? 903 01:03:04,819 --> 01:03:05,319 Send him in. 904 01:03:07,944 --> 01:03:09,402 Isn't she useless? 905 01:03:10,402 --> 01:03:11,486 On sharp as a blade, 906 01:03:12,861 --> 01:03:15,111 now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. 907 01:03:15,902 --> 01:03:17,111 I'm just a big pile of rubble. 908 01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:17,569 I'm, 909 01:03:18,111 --> 01:03:18,652 I'm useless. 910 01:03:19,236 --> 01:03:19,319 Why do I? 911 01:03:20,902 --> 01:03:24,486 It seems our nurse contracted melodram patheticism from a nervous dog, 912 01:03:25,277 --> 01:03:26,111 silly old cow. 913 01:03:27,361 --> 01:03:27,611 I say, 914 01:03:28,236 --> 01:03:28,819 Nurse Wolfton, 915 01:03:30,444 --> 01:03:32,069 would you go up to the rooftop and taste the air for me please? 916 01:03:32,736 --> 01:03:33,111 Very important. 917 01:03:34,236 --> 01:03:35,986 Isn't the roof a bit dangerous? 918 01:03:36,694 --> 01:03:36,736 Nurse, 919 01:03:37,402 --> 01:03:38,319 I need it doing now. 920 01:03:38,819 --> 01:03:38,861 I, 921 01:03:39,944 --> 01:03:41,694 I don't so much like the heights updates. 922 01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:42,319 What, 923 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:43,319 what if I touch a cloud? 924 01:03:43,736 --> 01:03:44,069 Go. 925 01:03:46,986 --> 01:03:47,736 Does this look familiar? 926 01:03:48,861 --> 01:03:50,277 Are you all weak and pathetic? 927 01:03:51,944 --> 01:03:54,444 Do you fear woodlice or splashes from the toilet? 928 01:03:56,236 --> 01:03:59,027 Maybe you two have a belt of the old melodram patheticism. 929 01:04:00,027 --> 01:04:00,861 I'm just no good at anything. 930 01:04:01,569 --> 01:04:02,444 I'm so bloody rubbish. 931 01:04:03,527 --> 01:04:03,569 Look out, 932 01:04:04,236 --> 01:04:04,277 watch where you're going. 933 01:04:05,152 --> 01:04:05,527 There's a trip hazard there. 934 01:04:07,027 --> 01:04:08,652 I don't suppose it would matter if I were to trip over and die. 935 01:04:14,319 --> 01:04:15,486 These pills have yet to be tested. 936 01:04:16,319 --> 01:04:16,819 Would you like one? 937 01:04:17,319 --> 01:04:17,444 Yes. 938 01:04:22,777 --> 01:04:23,152 Fall, 939 01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:26,111 you should have prepared yourself for death. 940 01:04:26,819 --> 01:04:27,652 She's a bitter mule, 941 01:04:28,402 --> 01:04:29,486 unforgiving and cold. 942 01:04:30,736 --> 01:04:32,111 She won't have a bedtime story prepared, 943 01:04:32,902 --> 01:04:33,569 so bring your own. 944 01:04:34,527 --> 01:04:36,111 Let's rewind back to life. 945 01:04:37,694 --> 01:04:39,236 I'll probably just die any minute. 946 01:04:40,611 --> 01:04:41,986 what happens when I die? 947 01:04:42,986 --> 01:04:44,611 First we take our plasters back, 948 01:04:45,861 --> 01:04:47,111 then we slap you for wasting our time. 949 01:04:48,319 --> 01:04:49,861 Only living people are of use to us. 950 01:04:50,902 --> 01:04:51,277 Then finally, 951 01:04:51,777 --> 01:04:51,819 with your. 952 01:04:53,152 --> 01:04:55,736 Mission we'll donate your still warm body to a rapist. 953 01:04:57,111 --> 01:04:58,111 I know it sounds vile, 954 01:04:59,236 --> 01:05:00,611 but if we can convince one rapist to come 955 01:05:01,902 --> 01:05:03,986 in off the streets and spare potential living victims, 956 01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:07,027 then we are healing the community together. 957 01:05:08,361 --> 01:05:09,694 You do want to heal the community, 958 01:05:10,236 --> 01:05:10,527 don't you? 959 01:05:10,986 --> 01:05:11,111 Um, 960 01:05:11,486 --> 01:05:11,527 I, 961 01:05:11,777 --> 01:05:12,652 I think so. 962 01:05:13,444 --> 01:05:14,819 This lady died onshore. 963 01:05:15,944 --> 01:05:16,694 She's harming the community. 964 01:05:17,277 --> 01:05:17,319 Oh, 965 01:05:17,694 --> 01:05:18,194 I'm scared. 966 01:05:18,736 --> 01:05:18,777 Well, 967 01:05:19,194 --> 01:05:19,861 I might faint. 968 01:05:20,527 --> 01:05:20,694 But what if I? 969 01:05:22,152 --> 01:05:23,361 Take these pills. 970 01:05:24,194 --> 01:05:24,777 How do they taste? 971 01:05:25,402 --> 01:05:25,736 No flavor. 972 01:05:26,527 --> 01:05:27,111 What is happening now? 973 01:05:27,861 --> 01:05:28,402 I feel the same. 974 01:05:29,069 --> 01:05:29,319 Success. 975 01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:31,902 These are designed to make you feel the same. 976 01:05:32,402 --> 01:05:32,736 00 wait, 977 01:05:33,319 --> 01:05:33,361 I, 978 01:05:33,861 --> 01:05:34,236 I feel different now. 979 01:05:34,902 --> 01:05:35,652 Take some more. 980 01:05:36,777 --> 01:05:37,652 Still feel different. 981 01:05:38,986 --> 01:05:39,277 success. 982 01:05:40,361 --> 01:05:40,819 That's right. 983 01:05:42,111 --> 01:05:44,111 This lesson has been a spectacular success. 984 01:05:45,111 --> 01:05:45,861 Now keep your head down, 985 01:05:47,069 --> 01:05:48,694 be faithful to pain and knuckle on through. 986 01:05:49,819 --> 01:05:51,111 It'll be over before you know it. 987 01:06:19,111 --> 01:06:19,152 Yeah. 988 01:06:22,069 --> 01:06:22,111 Yeah. 989 01:06:27,736 --> 01:06:27,777 Right. 990 01:06:37,736 --> 01:06:38,694 What d this I. 991 01:06:41,111 --> 01:06:41,361 I'm scared 992 01:06:58,069 --> 01:06:58,736 He's my daddy in there. 993 01:06:59,777 --> 01:07:00,111 I look tall, 994 01:07:00,902 --> 01:07:02,111 but I can't define him. 995 01:07:08,527 --> 01:07:08,902 Looks a 996 01:07:09,402 --> 01:07:09,694 Lordy. 997 01:07:10,861 --> 01:07:12,111 The young one appears to be confuzzled. 998 01:07:12,611 --> 01:07:13,444 A bad choice, 999 01:07:14,111 --> 01:07:14,902 I'll say. 1000 01:07:16,152 --> 01:07:17,402 Let's call him Howard to his face. 1001 01:07:17,944 --> 01:07:17,986 No, 1002 01:07:18,402 --> 01:07:18,526 best not, 1003 01:07:18,527 --> 01:07:18,569 eh, 1004 01:07:18,944 --> 01:07:19,194 best not. 1005 01:07:19,986 --> 01:07:20,111 I'll say it. 1006 01:07:20,611 --> 01:07:20,652 I'll do it. 1007 01:07:21,069 --> 01:07:21,111 Yeah, 1008 01:07:21,611 --> 01:07:21,652 I'll say it. 1009 01:07:21,944 --> 01:07:22,069 I'll say it to his face. 1010 01:07:22,694 --> 01:07:22,736 Shall I say it? 1011 01:07:23,069 --> 01:07:23,111 Go on then. 1012 01:07:23,527 --> 01:07:23,569 I will, 1013 01:07:23,986 --> 01:07:24,027 I will. 1014 01:07:24,402 --> 01:07:24,444 Shall I, 1015 01:07:24,819 --> 01:07:24,861 shall I say it? 1016 01:07:25,027 --> 01:07:25,069 I will. 1017 01:07:25,402 --> 01:07:25,444 I, 1018 01:07:25,694 --> 01:07:25,736 I'll say it, 1019 01:07:26,111 --> 01:07:26,152 shall I say it? 1020 01:07:26,569 --> 01:07:26,611 No, 1021 01:07:26,736 --> 01:07:26,777 no, 1022 01:07:27,236 --> 01:07:27,319 you best not actually, 1023 01:07:27,777 --> 01:07:27,819 no, 1024 01:07:28,069 --> 01:07:28,111 don't. 1025 01:07:28,694 --> 01:07:28,736 I'm gonna do it. 1026 01:07:29,069 --> 01:07:29,111 I'm gonna do it. 1027 01:07:29,819 --> 01:07:29,861 I'm gonna do it. 1028 01:07:35,861 --> 01:07:36,777 I've got a flannel to wash my face. 1029 01:07:37,569 --> 01:07:37,694 When it gets mucky, 1030 01:07:38,277 --> 01:07:38,819 I feel disgraced. 1031 01:07:39,569 --> 01:07:39,986 Do you like Horlicks, 1032 01:07:40,569 --> 01:07:40,902 do you like chips? 1033 01:07:41,652 --> 01:07:43,027 I've got 100 pairs of lips. 1034 01:07:44,486 --> 01:07:44,944 Hello, 1035 01:07:45,569 --> 01:07:46,111 what's your name? 1036 01:07:47,361 --> 01:07:49,111 I've seen you on the posters on the walls. 1037 01:07:50,361 --> 01:07:51,819 I can see what you look like on the posters. 1038 01:07:56,236 --> 01:07:56,277 And. 1039 01:07:57,527 --> 01:07:57,569 I'm so 1040 01:08:01,736 --> 01:08:02,111 to stop that I like so. 1041 01:08:03,819 --> 01:08:05,736 I keep making it because he just tells it. 1042 01:08:09,069 --> 01:08:10,111 I think it's your turn to go now. 1043 01:08:22,986 --> 01:08:23,861 He's always banging things. 1044 01:08:27,694 --> 01:08:28,069 go, 1045 01:08:28,527 --> 01:08:28,902 go on. 1046 01:08:40,902 --> 01:08:42,111 You forgot your hammers. 1047 01:08:46,694 --> 01:08:47,527 But it's all right. 1048 01:08:48,819 --> 01:08:49,236 They don't come from trees, 1049 01:08:49,777 --> 01:08:50,111 don't they? 1050 01:09:41,986 --> 01:09:42,652 As it's 1051 01:09:43,652 --> 01:09:44,819 Hubert's birthday, 1052 01:09:46,694 --> 01:09:47,986 it would be rather polite 1053 01:09:48,944 --> 01:09:50,277 if you took a hot bath. 1054 01:09:52,194 --> 01:09:53,361 Milford cubicle. 1055 01:09:56,194 --> 01:09:56,944 You're a bit pooey. 1056 01:10:03,611 --> 01:10:05,194 Hubert Cumberdale. 1057 01:10:05,777 --> 01:10:06,111 Oh, 1058 01:10:07,152 --> 01:10:09,319 them trousers a bit posh sunshine. 1059 01:10:10,861 --> 01:10:12,527 And how old are you going to be? 1060 01:10:16,194 --> 01:10:17,569 They do grow up fast. 1061 01:10:22,986 --> 01:10:24,444 Who on earth could that be? 1062 01:10:25,986 --> 01:10:27,194 it's far too early for guests. 1063 01:10:35,777 --> 01:10:36,694 Who the devil are you. 1064 01:10:45,944 --> 01:10:47,402 Let's see what the fingers make of all this. 1065 01:10:51,277 --> 01:10:51,611 Oh, 1066 01:10:53,319 --> 01:10:54,444 you appear to be free 1067 01:10:55,277 --> 01:10:56,111 of all information. 1068 01:11:03,736 --> 01:11:04,902 I would advise you, 1069 01:11:05,444 --> 01:11:06,277 young Binnikins, 1070 01:11:07,819 --> 01:11:10,569 not to associate yourself with such an ignorant 1071 01:11:11,444 --> 01:11:12,319 textulous pole. 1072 01:11:19,652 --> 01:11:21,194 Are you Hubert's birthday stick? 1073 01:11:25,069 --> 01:11:25,486 No answer. 1074 01:11:26,986 --> 01:11:27,736 As I expected. 1075 01:11:33,236 --> 01:11:33,277 Come on, 1076 01:11:33,611 --> 01:11:34,111 Slutchworth, 1077 01:11:34,861 --> 01:11:35,777 I won't ask you again. 1078 01:11:39,527 --> 01:11:39,569 Well, 1079 01:11:40,444 --> 01:11:42,694 some one's a saggy slumbered chaps. 1080 01:11:43,194 --> 01:11:43,361 Hold on, 1081 01:11:44,736 --> 01:11:45,819 this might get your gears in motion. 1082 01:12:06,027 --> 01:12:06,486 Oh dear. 1083 01:12:07,652 --> 01:12:08,694 Not a smirk. 1084 01:12:09,611 --> 01:12:09,652 Ah, 1085 01:12:10,736 --> 01:12:12,527 what a day you've chosen to fall under. 1086 01:12:19,402 --> 01:12:20,111 Horace, 1087 01:12:21,152 --> 01:12:23,027 you're in charge until I get back. 1088 01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:47,194 Don't you crumple your face up at me, 1089 01:12:48,319 --> 01:12:50,069 Hubert Jason Cumberdale. 1090 01:12:51,611 --> 01:12:53,486 We've a duty to fetch the doctor 1091 01:12:55,111 --> 01:12:57,277 since our wandering guest has fallen ill. 1092 01:13:08,736 --> 01:13:09,611 Now sit tidy 1093 01:13:10,402 --> 01:13:11,111 and wait for the GP. 1094 01:13:15,194 --> 01:13:16,444 There he is. 1095 01:13:17,777 --> 01:13:19,194 Trusty old Doctor Papanac. 1096 01:13:20,111 --> 01:13:20,194 That's lovely. 1097 01:13:26,194 --> 01:13:27,944 just here for the old wants over duck. 1098 01:13:29,402 --> 01:13:29,444 Um, 1099 01:13:31,819 --> 01:13:31,861 I, 1100 01:13:32,569 --> 01:13:34,611 I suppose you'll be checking me 1101 01:13:36,486 --> 01:13:39,027 for nimper and camel spots. 1102 01:13:43,527 --> 01:13:43,569 Oh. 1103 01:13:44,111 --> 01:13:44,152 Oh. 1104 01:14:16,611 --> 01:14:16,652 I, 1105 01:14:16,986 --> 01:14:18,111 I know it hurts. 1106 01:14:20,444 --> 01:14:21,694 Just try and sit still. 1107 01:14:24,444 --> 01:14:26,111 As the doctor eats your blood. 1108 01:14:52,902 --> 01:14:52,986 Well, 1109 01:14:53,777 --> 01:14:54,694 switch my knickers. 1110 01:14:55,486 --> 01:14:56,277 We're awfully late. 1111 01:14:58,111 --> 01:15:00,236 I must have slept for six Mondays. 1112 01:15:17,777 --> 01:15:19,527 Christ in staples, 1113 01:15:20,319 --> 01:15:20,527 Horace, 1114 01:15:21,652 --> 01:15:23,194 I said you could bring one friend. 1115 01:15:35,819 --> 01:15:36,902 Mister cubicle, 1116 01:15:38,277 --> 01:15:39,902 what's become of your outer casing? 1117 01:15:40,736 --> 01:15:40,777 You, 1118 01:15:41,569 --> 01:15:42,652 you're but a hollow structure. 1119 01:15:47,277 --> 01:15:49,486 You foul creatures. 1120 01:15:52,402 --> 01:15:56,486 When I find which one of you wretched beasts consumed Mister cubicle's flesh, 1121 01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:57,027 oh, 1122 01:15:57,861 --> 01:15:58,819 there'll be heavens to pay. 1123 01:16:00,486 --> 01:16:01,111 Go on, 1124 01:16:01,986 --> 01:16:04,194 bugger off the bloody lot of you. 1125 01:16:05,194 --> 01:16:06,236 Get out of my house. 1126 01:16:08,944 --> 01:16:08,986 Yeah 1127 01:16:10,277 --> 01:16:10,736 You again 1128 01:16:14,027 --> 01:16:15,527 I bet you're the ringleader here, 1129 01:16:16,194 --> 01:16:16,652 aren't you? 1130 01:16:19,361 --> 01:16:21,569 You should feel a great shame for this outcome, 1131 01:16:21,986 --> 01:16:22,111 sir. 1132 01:16:23,486 --> 01:16:24,361 A great shame. 1133 01:16:29,236 --> 01:16:29,277 I 1134 01:16:30,027 --> 01:16:31,402 I see you've invited 1135 01:16:32,611 --> 01:16:33,111 the whole platoon. 1136 01:16:36,152 --> 01:16:36,194 It's. 1137 01:16:41,569 --> 01:16:43,444 Is this remaining seat 1138 01:16:44,611 --> 01:16:45,111 reserved 1139 01:16:45,486 --> 01:16:45,902 for me? 1140 01:16:50,402 --> 01:16:50,569 I. 1141 01:17:02,527 --> 01:17:02,569 It was. 1142 01:17:07,194 --> 01:17:07,236 We 1143 01:17:29,152 --> 01:17:29,194 Uh, 1144 01:17:30,319 --> 01:17:30,361 uh, 1145 01:17:31,402 --> 01:17:31,861 for me, 1146 01:17:34,444 --> 01:17:34,486 I, 1147 01:17:34,944 --> 01:17:36,111 I thought you'd all forgotten. 1148 01:17:37,694 --> 01:17:37,944 We 1149 01:17:58,444 --> 01:17:59,194 I shall wear it 1150 01:17:59,986 --> 01:18:01,111 from here to the grave. 1151 01:18:02,944 --> 01:19:27,110 What a truly special day.